Menu

Skip to content
Gaming Pathology

Gaming Pathology

Piles Of Games, Copious Free Time, No Standards

Category: Windows Games

Astro Assembler

Posted on March 10, 2007 by Multimedia Mike

Astro Assembler comes from a brand new batch of obscure software recently procured from an eBay store. It’s another lost gem courtesy of PC Treasures, Inc., the publisher responsible for all of those Super Target dollar specials that I have reviewed thus far. It finally occurred to me to investigate their website this evening and I realized that there must be well over 100 games in their OEM catalog that I don’t have and that probably aren’t in MobyGames yet.

One reason that a number of these games are not yet in the database is probably that a number of them were licensed from non-American development houses (whereas the vast majority of MobyGames records come from American games). Based on some of the names involved with this game, I am guessing it comes from Portugal even though the main title looks somewhat Japanese at first glance:


Astro Assembler Title Screen

The box copy sells the title as a relentless action game. Let’s see if it lives up to the hype. What kind of game are we dealing with here? It shapes up to be a vertically scrolling shooter, what I liked to call fly-through, shoot-em-ups when I was growing up. Gradius and R-Type seemed to be the archetypes and were always among my favorite brainless action games though they were frustrating beyond belief, principally due to the fact that one hit did you in. Astro Assembler is no exception to the rule.

AA is gorgeous, to be sure, though a little sparse on music despite the promise of 15 CD audio tracks in the game. The graphics shine throughout. 3D rendered spaceship enemy sprites swoop from different planes onto yours for the attack. The scrolling starfield and tumbling background asteroids are beautiful, and the explosions are crisp.


Astro Assembler Action

It takes me awhile to settle on a satisfactory control scheme. There are several default keyboard layouts from which to choose. I can’t get used to any of them. Finally, I remember to plug my gamepad into my new computer and I have that option available to me. Unfortunately, it doesn’t work! When I configure for joystick, I can navigate the game menus just fine but the in-game ship won’t respond to me. Fortunately, I found the option to customize a keyboard control scheme and I come up with a halfway decent one.

One of the first features I noticed was that holding the fire button results in a rapid, continuous stream of fire. This seems like the desirable approach. However, this type of offensive power only works against flying opponents. There are all types of things to hit on the ground (various solid objects passing beneath you in space). These include enemies and powerups that need to be hit before collected. Nailing these targets requires a missile and missiles aren’t fired as quickly as the main cannon, though you can speed up the rate of fire by manually firing.

I should mention that the “Assembler” part of the title comes from the feature that allows you to assemble various upgrades to your craft if you gather enough powerups. I would show you this if I could possibly make it far enough into the game, even on the easiest skill level.

So committed are the authors to maintaining an authentic arcade feel that the high score initial entry mechanism forces you to cycle through letters using the left and right controls and select initials with the fire button. I only mention it because it’s sort of a pet peeve when PC games don’t take advantage of the keyboard in these situations.

At MobyGames:

  • Astro Assembler

See Also:

  • Astro Assembler Archived at Internet Archive
Posted in Action Games Windows Games | 2 Comments

Tek Kids Closure

Posted on March 9, 2007 by Multimedia Mike

Tonight was the night that I set out to achieve closure on the whole Taco Bell Tek Kids Flash-Ops series. To pump me up for the occasion, I purchased a representative selection of fine Taco Bell cuisine, including nachos, burrito, taco (chalupa, to be technical), and that curious Mexican/Italian crossover fare, the Mexican pizza. All are pictured here next to the 4 Tek Kids games destined to become merchandising classics:


Taco Bell Tek Kids Feast
Click for larger image

Fortified with the foregoing food powerup items (as in the game), I was ready to load up the Aqua Zone and Sky Fortress episodes again, ironically attacking them with the pacifist strategy I had worked out. Don’t shoot anything, just maintain power levels by picking up fuel tanks, plus the occasional Taco Bell powerup if I accidentally bump any bad guys. It takes a little while and some practice but I finally make it to the end of the Aqua Zone where the Tek Kid takes out this aquatic structure:


Aqua Zone Ending

This is strange because I thought the target was an underwater sub. Then again, the sub shown in the intro might have just been your ride to the scene. Similarly, the X-perimental aerial aircraft carrier Albatross is not seen at the start of Sky Fortress, only a large, civilian-style jet presumably to launch you into your mission. Here is the assault on the airborne aircraft carrier:


Sky Fortress -- Taking Out The X-perimental Aerial Aircraft Carrier Albatross

This is even stranger since I distinctly recall from the intro of Sky Fortress that they were supposed to recover the XAA Albatross on behalf of the U.S. Air Force. Someone up the chain of command is going to give these Tek Kids a time out. But I now have all the codes:

  • Aqua Zone: 4GH7
  • Polar Challenge: PXM6
  • Data Island: AR93
  • Sky Fortress: 8E3H

Selecting a specific letter from each code yields the final secret code of AGMH. This triggers the final sequence where the 4 Tek Kids take their spaceship up to Havok’s orbiting satellite, where he probably, and foolishly, believes that he would be safe from spying minors.


Tek Kids Flash-Ops Finale

The preceding screenshot captures the Tek Kids’ abject astonishment when they find Dr. Havok and realize that he has totally ripped off Doctor Octopus.


Tek Kids Flash-Ops Finale

Our young heroes defeat the madman by moving around so quickly that the tentacles become tangled and then they maneuver behind to press some auto-destruct button on the suit, which destroys the suit but not the human. A suit from the bureau comes up to the spaceship to apprehend Dr. Havok and congratulate you, thus ending the south of the border odyssey.

Posted in Action Games Licensed Schlock Taco Bell Tek-Kids Windows Games | 1 Comment

Tek-Kids Flash-Ops: Mission: Sky Fortress

Posted on March 8, 2007 by Multimedia Mike

It was another late work-related night. You know what that means: Another Taco Bell Tek-Kids game! Actually, this is the last one that I have in reserve: Mission: Sky Fortress.


Sky Fortress: drop off

Wouldn’t you know it, that wily Dr. Havok is up to his old dirty deeds again when he steals a technological device capable of great destruction. The game acknowledges the passé nature of the good doctor’s exploits by stating that the device will be used for his usual evil purposes, implying that even the game engine is getting tired of this schtick. Conspicuously absent is any overriding environmental theme. Get this, though: the device in question is eXperimental Aerial Aircraft Carrier, the XAA Carrier “Albatross”. I wonder if our brilliant mastermind is aware that that’s not exactly a revered bird of prey?


Sky Fortress: gameplay

The gameplay features the same dual-maneuvering gameplay mechanic as seen is Mission: Aqua Zone. Using the cursor keys maneuvers your craft in the same direction as the key pressed while aiming the target zone in roughly the opposite direction, making it extremely difficult to collect items and line up shots at the same time. Oh, and the primary enemy in this episode is the flying monkey drone; that’s worth mention.

I plan to replay both Aqua Zone and Sky Fortress soon so I can complete both missions and unlock the secret mission using codes from all 4 regular games. The strategy will be a pacifist approach: just concentrate on collecting fuel tanks and dodging enemies until the end of the mission.

Posted in Action Games Licensed Schlock Taco Bell Tek-Kids Windows Games | Leave a comment

Independence Day (Windows)

Posted on March 7, 2007 by Multimedia Mike

I have to qualify the platform of this game with the title since I also have the Sega Saturn version which will probably come up in the experiment sooner or later. Indeed, Independence Day, based on the 1996 movie, has a total of 3 platform ports including the PlayStation, and none have screenshots in the database. Why the mystery? I shall be the brave soul to take on the savage aliens.

I suppose I’m lucky in a way since I generally get to experience these older games with the maximum features on offer. ID4 for Windows allows the player to select between a 3D MMX software engine and a Direct3D HAL engine. Naturally, I choose the latter hardware option along with 11 kHz stereo audio rather than the plain monophonic option. High-end.

The object of this game is to fly a jet, shoot down alien fighter craft, and ultimately bring down a bunch of gigantic alien ships. I see from the instruction manual that the control scheme is slightly reminiscent of Descent, which strikes me as a bit cheesy. Fortunately, it’s not precisely the same; the jet is always moving, never stationary although you can throw on the “air brakes” to slow way down temporarily.


Independence Day -- Aiming For A Generator

The beginning of the game shows you some cinematics lifted from the film. The jets approach the big ship, get their collective rears handed to them, and then fall back to the Grand Canyon to continue the battle. Strategically, no voices or likenesses of actors from the movie are ever heard or seen. Unlike in the movie, one of the city-destroying alien ships follows you to the Grand Canyon. You first mission is to take out its 4 shield generators and then fry its main cannon.

So you’re bounded by some uninspired canyon landscape below, a flat spaceship surface above, and the alien forcefield on all sides. Boundaries, we need boundaries. Also, all objects are essentially rubber in this game. If you hit anything, you sort of slide and bounce off into a different direction. Sometimes your aircraft sustains damage as a result but you have the check your power meter in order to know since there are no audible or visual cues to indicate hurtful encounters.

I realized that I’m thinking too hard about the game at first. The gameplay isn’t complicated and you don’t have to aim. When you fire your bullets, the cannon just points to wherever the auto-aiming facility is pointing. The alien fighters would be impossible to hit were it not for the audible “You’ve got tone” chatter from your wingman to indicate that you really ought to fire off a missile. Hitting the generator requires constant sweeps back and forth past the stationary targets until I remember about those “air brakes”. Eventually, I somehow bring down one of the big craft. The game rewards me with an overly long sweep of practically the entire unremarkable ship along with clipped canyon polygons below.


Independence Day -- Successful  Mission

All told, I find the controls to be incredibly awkward. I can’t wait to see how the design crew transposed all the controls onto the Saturn controller.

When I procured and investigated the Sega Saturn version of this title many years ago for the purpose of multimedia study, I found that it had a number of multimedia files bearing the extension .egg. I was always curious if the other platform ports used the same format. Amazingly, no! At least the Windows port uses uses yet another custom file format, this one with the extension .yqs, and it’s a completely different format inside.

Posted in Action Games Windows Games | Leave a comment

Vegas Fever Winner Takes All

Posted on March 4, 2007 by Multimedia Mike

I knew there had to be better gambling games out there than the only one that has come up in this experiment thus far. Tonight’s game is Vegas Fever Winner Takes All which makes a sincere effort to simulate the Las Vegas gambling atmosphere (or so I suspect; it’s not like I’ve ever been).


Vegas Fever Winner Takes All -- Main Hall

This game features a much richer diversity of gaming options than the earlier gambling game written in Visual Basic by one person. This one has detailed graphics, animations which make games like Roulette less confusing, and you-are-there ambient sounds of a casino.

My heart isn’t really into this gaming thing tonight which has a lot to do with why I selected this game for this evening. I figure all I need to do is enter each of the games, grab a screenshot, and I’m good to go as far as MobyGames data is concerned. To that end, I’ll just enumerate the various gaming options that I spotted on this game:

  1. Video Keno
  2. Money Wheel
  3. Slots
  4. Video Slots
  5. Poker
  6. Video Poker
  7. Sic Bo
  8. PaiGow Poker
  9. Baccarat
  10. Mini-Baccarat
  11. Red Dog
  12. Let It Ride
  13. American Roulette
  14. European Roulette
  15. Craps
  16. Blackjack

There is also a Sports Book component which is supposed to connect to an external server and allow you to place make-believe wagers on actual sporting events occurring in real life.

See? I told you that the Roulette game was pretty in this particular gaming title:


Vegas Fever Winner Takes All -- European Roulette

I wonder what the difference is between the European and American variations of Roulette, besides the red vs. green table? I’m certain I could easily find out since each game features a concise online help dialog for each game. Maybe Vegas Fever will actually help dissolve the mystique around so many gambling games. Then again, it’s probably safer for me to retain that general misgiving about ever setting foot near a casino.

Posted in Gambling Games Windows Games | 1 Comment

Deer Avenger 4

Posted on March 3, 2007 by Multimedia Mike

I’m that much closer to collecting the entire Deer Avenger quadrilogy. Apparently, the joke hadn’t completely worn out with the first 3 Deer Avenger games and Hypnotix went ahead with the fourth game in 2001. One day, I will probably see the transition from #2 to this game, Deer Avenger 3D. Without that game as an intermediary, #4 is the biggest technological leap I have ever seen for a video game franchise since the jump from 8-bit Metal Gear to PlayStation Metal Gear Solid. This time, the game is a full-fledged first-person shooter. I concede that the graphics are quite amazing, but don’t forget the kinds of games I’m used to. In fact, this game is capable of running at any supported resolution from 320×200 all the way up to 1920×1440 on my machine. So I run it at that highest resolution and it takes a proportionately long time to capture a screenshot. This is the only game I have ever run at 1920×1440 aside from the Unreal Tournament 2004 demo.

The game starts off in Bambo’s cave dwelling which has a remarkable home theater setup complete with a cave-mounted flatscreen television.


Deer Avenger 4 -- Intro

From here, Bambo has the option of watching any of the opening animations from any of the 4 Deer Avenger games. There is ample space for a trophy case and then four different passageways to differents states, 3 of which are boarded up at the outset. So I go with Idaho, my only choice. This thrusts me into a wide open wilderness that appears to go on and on at first glance. Closer inspection, however, reveals that it’s actually a large arena walled off by slightly higher hills than you can ordinarily run over.

The game makes effective use of 3D sound and I hear someone singing and strumming a guitar. I follow the sound until I happen upon a hippie specimen. I sneak up on him and open fire. Predictably, he freaks out and starts running around the woods. He’s easy to catch and I keep plugging him with my side arm but he just won’t stay down. I would eventually realize that he is in tune with nature and is actually here to help me, despite my cursory efforts to treat him as I would any other human in the game. This assistance comes in the form of food powerups which are actually used for actuating 4 different types of farts.


Deer Avenger 4 -- Gameplay
Deer Avenger 4 action screenshot

I quickly establish a gameplay routine that works like this:

  • Run around the arena landscape collecting any powerups I can find; these seem to be most abundant along the perimeter.
  • Activate the magnet fart (broccoli) whenever available since that is alleged to attract hunters. This strikes me as being as ineffective as calls were in the first game for the same purpose.
  • After a few minutes of tooling around the forest, a hunter inevitably appears. You know that they are on the map when the country twang music kicks in. You can also hear them somewhere in the distance. You can try to follow the sound of their voice or you can make use of your Taco Hut-powered compass fart which will blow in the direction of the hunter. Magical.
  • Make a bee line for the showdown with the hunter, using a rocket fart-powered assist from a hot dog powerup if you are in a serious hurry.
  • When the hunter is in view, things degenerate into a serious dogfight. Take cover and get in a shot whenever possible. You can’t take much damage so be extra careful or risk playing through the above steps again and again.
  • The hunters seem to have better weapons and aim, at least at the outset of the game. At least you have infinite ammo, though you do have to reload occasionally from your infinite stock. If you can get close enough to a hunter, unleash the chili-powered nuclear fart for a quick resolution to the hunter conundrum.

Yeah, vulgar and disgusting, just like the rest of the Deer Avenger series. But undoubtedly an effective use of fog effects available on advanced video cards.

Posted in FPS Games Windows Games | 4 Comments

Post navigation

  • Older posts
  • Newer posts

Pages

  • About
  • Master Play List
  • Purchasing These Games
  • The Good

Archives

Proudly powered by WordPress
Theme: Flint by Star Verte LLC